NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN!






NEW  DRUGS FOR WOMEN  

DAMNITOL  
Take  2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.  

EMPTYNESTROGEN  
Suppository  that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful  they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!  

ST.  MOMMA'S WORT  
Plant  extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers  unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO  
Liquid  silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an  evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents  conception.

DUMBEROL  
When  taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in  enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.  

FLIPITOR  
Increases  life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to  flip off other drivers.


MENICILLIN
 
Potent  anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines  as, "You make me want to be a better person. "  

BUYAGRA
Injectable  stimulant taken p rior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and  credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN  
Relieves  headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary,  phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT  
A  spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to  share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.  

NAGAMENT  
When  administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation  level as nagging him, without opening your  mouth.


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5 kommentarer

Julie =)

20.02.2010 kl.21:54

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Ida

20.02.2010 kl.21:57

Søt blogg. Legge igjen en kommentar på bloggen min, idabruun.blogg.no?

Lisen

20.02.2010 kl.22:03

Jeg kunne trengt en av disse i dag!

TURTLE

20.02.2010 kl.23:41

fin blogg<3 og + kjempesøt! =)

monalov

21.02.2010 kl.15:13

Kan man få disse pillene levert på døren mon tro? Før man skal ut i verden og møte andre;-)

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